by Soji Oseni JagabanPussy on lease is when a man has a woman, he calls his own but, whom he hasn't put a fucking ring on her finger. -- Yea.. "Marriage"
That's Pussy on Lease!Continue..
U can pay her school fees, pay her rent, buy her a car, jewelries, take her on Vacation, dates, shopping...etc. You can even be responsible for some shits in her family--
But if u haven't put a fucking ring in that finger--- that woman aint urz- she's a Pussy on Lease. She could rent the Pussy out to another guy---- briefly.
I saw it- I witnessed it.---------------she said it-
he met her with her friends (all girls) at the bar, he's been home from work since 6pm, its 10pm, she's not home. He's hungry, He's horny---- poor boy
Someone told him she's at Atlantic bar-- he went there and harassed her, wanted to drag her home--- she was drunk---
When you drunk, U say ur inner mind out!! ----(I do)
She raised her hand in space, dangling her fingers into his face;
She said:- "Mr Man, I aint your wife" don't fucking drag me
He said; Yes but I take care of ur shits, U, ur mum, ur brother. U my woman
She said: Yes U do Mr and I give you something in return
He said: What do U give me? (With authority)
She said: My Pussy. (Holding her pussy) don't I fuck U almost every nite---? And day
He said;- Wat da fuck???!! (embarrassed) I can get pussy anywhere, I'm rich
She said;- Yeah rite (sarcastic look) I can get my shit taken care of somewhere else too, I'm pretty and sexy
He said;- oh, (perplexed) so what are you? A bitch?
She said;- I'm a Pussy on Lease. U don't own me. (With erotic confidence) Every woman is someone's bitch!
He said;- What??????? (Surprised)
She said;- U heard me (raising her voice) I'm a Pussy on Lease with U- U wanna own me, put a fucking ring on this fucking finger Mr....
This pussy has been on lease for U for 5yrs-- wat next? Wat if U don't eventually own it? U'll walk away and leave it wrecked for a real buyer?--- Hell NO!
(I thought he was gonna be embarrassed and leave- no the brother didn't leave)
He went close to her, grabbed her arm,,
He said;- Ok, Miss Pussy on Lease, (carcastically) I'm gonna put a ring on that finger. Is that ok now? .... Let's go home
She said;- stop there!!! don't try to play me Mr,.... when are you gonna put the ring on this fucking finger? (Dangling her fingers in his face)
He said:- Soon. Soon. Soon
She said;- don't soon me Mr, soon could be 5yrs. 2yrs. how soon?
He said;- very soon. Please let's go home (now he's begging)
She;- (looked at him in the face) I'm gonna give you just 2 months, 2 fucking months---- if you don't put a ring in this finger, I'm gonna terminate the Pussy Lease. U heard??
He said;- baby, I said I would, please let's go (looking in her face pleadingly)
She;- (looking at her girl friends, staggering). Drink on girls,.. you my witnesses, if he doesn't put a ring on this finger in 2 months, I'm gonna......
He said;- shut up,!!! I said I would, don't say that shit again
She said;- hey man, don't tell me wat to say..... Just Promise me
He said;- I promise
She said-- say it again. Loud
He said--- I promise (Loudly)
She said;---ok, let's go home (smiling)
(He dragged her, she staggers as she follows him)
Yea---
Until U put that fucking ring in her slim fingers,,,,,,!
that Pussy is on Lease!!! ........U dig?
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